Un banc

Nu e rau, mai ales ca parca bancurile s-au mai rarit in ultima vreme...
In engleza in original. Courtesy of M. Weiner.

a hillbilly knocks on the door of his new neighbor's house.
"howdy, neighbor," he says.
"in honor of you moving into the holler, i'm gonna throw a party. There's gonna be a whole lot of drinking, a whole lot of dancing and a whole lot of screwing."
"sounds like fun," the neighbor says. "what can i bring?"
the hillbilly replies,
"you can bring anything you want- it's just gonna be you and me."

:)